Over the weekend homoqueer Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds married actress and old used up slut Blake Lively. Of course Ryan was famously married to Scarlett Johansson before they divorced after constantly fighting over who would get to use the big black dildo at night.
Did Ryan make the right choice by marrying Blake Lively or should he have stuck it out with Scarlett Johansson? Thankfully we have naked photos of both women so we can make an informed decision.
In my opinion Ryan made a mistake marrying both Black Lively and Scarlett Johansson. If he has to marry a decrepit infertile whore then he should have settled on his first fiance, singer Alanis Morissette. At least she probably has a nice thick musty pubic bush.
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